50 Hilarious Banana Puns and Jokes to Go Ape For!

50 Hilarious Banana Puns and Jokes to Go Ape For!

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What is it about bananas that make them so appealing? Is it the bright yellow skin that there is just something so happy about it?

Or maybe it’s because it grows in the shape of a smile? The banana is loaded with potassium, making it the perfect snack or breakfast addition. 

But bananas are also a little bit silly, aren’t they? The name. The shape. Their monkey connection. It all puts a smile on your face.

What makes those smiles even bigger are all the great banana jokes and puns out there. So we picked a whole bunch of those banana funnies just for you!!

Some Banana Puns

  1. You can peel it in your bones.
  2. I’m trying to get the peel for it.
  3. I’m trying to appeal to your better judgment.
  4. I am bananas for you.
  5. No worries, that’s a one banana problem.
  6. Ripe for the picking.
  7. A bunch of fools.
  8. Pick of the bunch.
  9. Drive me bananas.
  10. I find you very appeeeling.
  11. Ba na na na na na na na na na Batman!!!
  12. These banana puns make me peel ill.
  13. I peel my age.
  14. Peel the burn!

Classic Banana One-liners

Why not peel off those one-liners and get a whole bunch of applause?

funny banana

  1. My friend said, “What rhymes with banana?” I replied, “No, it doesn’t.”
  2. It’s so hard to make lemonade out of lemons when the world has gone bananas, so I made banana bread.
  3. Today I have learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Mind you, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey!
  4. Did you hear the one about the man who ate bananas whole? He didn’t peel at all well.
  5. Did you hear the one about the banana that was a prosecutor? He won the conviction but slipped on the ap-peel.
  6. My wife has been on a diet. She hasn’t lost any weight, but you should see her climb a tree.
  7. A friend of mine told me that all apples were yellow. I was like, “That’s bananas.”
  8. They’re not going to grow bananas any longer. Apparently, they are long enough already.
  9. Did you hear about the banana that went to the doctor’s because he wasn’t peeling well.
  10. My boss accused me of acting the monkey at work. I almost choked on my banana.
  11. “I am going bananas!” That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.

Great Banana Jokes

1. Why don’t bananas snore?

Because they don’t want to wake the rest of the bunch.

2. Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?

Because they peel.

3. What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?

A banana smoothie

4. I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.

Luckily I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt

5. Why couldn’t the banana yell high?

It could only yellow

6. Where do bananas go to learn?

Sundae school

7. Why did the monkey like the banana?

Because it had appeal.

8. How is a banana peel on the floor like music?

Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

9. Why was the banana so sick?

He had yellow fever

10. Why did the farmhand lose his job on the banana farm?

He kept throwing away the bent bananas.

11. Which former politician loves bananas?

Al Gore-illa

12. What do you call it when one banana eats another?

Canabananalism

13. What do you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers

14. Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

15. How do monkeys get down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster.

16. Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

17. What should you do if you see a blue banana?

Try and cheer it up.

18. Why did they cancel the ice cream social?

The banana split with the ice cream.

19. When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

When the banana chips in.

20. What’s yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana

21. Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party?

Because it split.

22. What fruit do sheep like the most?

Baaaaa-nanas.

23. What did one banana say to the other when they first met?

Yellow, nice to meet you.

24. Where do bananas buy their clothes?

Banana Republic.

25. What kind of jokes do bananas like to tell?

Side-splitting ones.

The Final Thought

Still think that bananas are the funniest fruit, or have they lost their ap-peel? Sorry couldn’t help myself. Hope we have made you giggle or at least smile! Have a good day.

Hi, I'm Emma and I'm a mother to 5 beautiful children aged from 1 to 21 years old- life is hectic! I have learned so much along the way, not only from my own children but also through my professional life. In my positions as a Childminder and Teaching Assistant, I have studied Child Development and The Early Years Developing Practice. I wish to share all of this knowledge and help you with your own parenting journey!

Hi, I'm Emma and I'm a mother to 5 beautiful children aged from 1 to 21 years old- life is hectic! I have learned so much along the way, not only from my own children but also through my professional life. In my positions as a Childminder and Teaching Assistant, I have studied Child Development and The Early Years Developing Practice. I wish to share all of this knowledge and help you with your own parenting journey!