40 Sheep Puns and Jokes to Make You Smile

40 Sheep Puns and Jokes to Make You Smile

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Being Welsh, you become accustomed to sheep jokes and sheep puns. But did you know that sheep outnumber people by over three to one in Wales?

That means there are over 10 million sheep in Wales alone. Worldwide it’s estimated that there are more than 1000 distinct sheep breeds. 

How about the amazing fun fact that sheep have a field of vision of around 300 degrees, allowing them to see behind themselves without having to turn their head?

Also, in 1996, a sheep named Dolly was the first mammal to be cloned from a somatic cell. Sheep actually form close bonds with other sheep and have a best friend just like you and me. Sheep are also able to tell how you are feeling.

They display emotions, some of which can be studied by observing the direction of their ears. They can also display and recognize emotion through facial expressions.

See sheep are far more than the sum of their parts – wool and meat. They have also inspired countless jokes and puns, some funny, others not so much.

So if you want to use the latest baaaad joke at a family gathering to impress those relatives or just to make the kids giggle check out our favorites below.

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Sheep Puns To Make You Smile

  1. I’m here for some sheep thrills.
  2. I will always love ewe.
  3. Ewe are one in a million.
  4. Wool always be friends.
  5. Accidents wool happen.
  6. Sheep up or ship out.
  7. That sheep has sailed.
  8. Abandon sheep.
  9. Go down with the sheep.
  10. Go out on a lamb.
  11. Torn lamb from lamb.
  12. Between ewe and me.
  13. Don’t wool them out.
  14. All sheeps and sizes.
  15. Time wool tell.
  16. Shear up baby, Everything wool be alright.
  17. You herd it here first.
  18. Baby don’t herd me.
  19. Wool you be my valentine?
  20. The sheep of things to come.

Sheep Jokes To Make You Giggle

These sheep jokes are really baaaaad! But they will surely cheer ewe up and make you giggle!

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1. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A Candy Baaa

2. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?

An animal that’s in a baaaaaad moooooood

3. What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?

A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation

4. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

Merry Christmas to Ewe!

5. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad

6. Where do sheep get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

7. What’s a sheep’s favorite singer?

Britney Shears!

8. Why can’t sheep stop injuring themselves?

I don’t know they just keep ramming into things!

9. Why was the lamb hiding from everyone?

It was feeling sheepish

10. What do you call an old sheep?

Pasture prime!

11. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

12. What instrument do a pair of sheep play?

The two-baaaaa.

13. What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

14. Why was the sheep arrested?

Because he made an illegal ewe turn!

15. What’s a sheep favorite song?

Baby don’t herd me now.

16. Where do sheep go shopping?

Woolmart.

17. What did the sheep want to do?

To wool the world

18. What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?

A baaaa-boon!

19. What do you call a religious sheep?

A baaaptist.

20. Where do sheep go to die?

The baa baa que.

The Final Thought

We hope that we have made ewe giggle at some of our funny sheep jokes. So until next time ewe take care of yourselves!

Hi, I'm Emma and I'm a mother to 5 beautiful children aged from 1 to 21 years old- life is hectic! I have learned so much along the way, not only from my own children but also through my professional life. In my positions as a Childminder and Teaching Assistant, I have studied Child Development and The Early Years Developing Practice. I wish to share all of this knowledge and help you with your own parenting journey!

Hi, I'm Emma and I'm a mother to 5 beautiful children aged from 1 to 21 years old- life is hectic! I have learned so much along the way, not only from my own children but also through my professional life. In my positions as a Childminder and Teaching Assistant, I have studied Child Development and The Early Years Developing Practice. I wish to share all of this knowledge and help you with your own parenting journey!